I haven't watched this and I wouldn't understand it anyway! But thought you scandies might like......
You couldn't make it up.
Google translation of the captions for the non-scandies:
00:00 - 00: 05So we ask them to sign. Right here. Thanks, you won't get it back.
00:05 - 00: 07This is going to be so good! Think positive. You "do" ME.
00:07 - 00:10 "How much does this cost?" Why do you ask?
00:11 - 00:16 "No, I do not have much savings because of the situation ..". Sell your car?
00:17 - 00:21 "Yes if I get well then it's well worth it."
00:21 - 00:24 "She sold"
00:29 - 00:31 "She sold!"
00:31 - 00: 34 On the "course" we are in a circle and trampling on sheets
00:38 - 00: 40 That's all!
00:41 - 00: 47 I remember one in the group who was very critical, and raised my hand all the time to be skeptical ...
00:47 - 00: 50The participant asked "why does it help to ignore the symptoms?". "Is it based on research?"
00:50 - 00: 56I answered "of course", but it's not!
00:58 - 00: 59But Norwegian newspapers
00:59 - 01: 01 They believe in us!
01:04 - 01: 06 We can send them anything!
01:06 - 01: 08And they're advertising the LP!
01:13 - 01: 14 That's true!
01:14 - 01: 16 I've gotten so damn rich with those idiots
01:16 - 01: 20VG and Dagbladet ..
01:21 - 01: 27 I just send them piss and they go right on! "Studies" we have made ourselves!
01:35 - 01: 36We take $ 17,000 for each
01:36 - 01: 39And we have no clue, at all
01:41 - 01: 44 They say "it doesn't work, I'm much worse"
01:44 - 01:47 "Can I get the money back? Are there any rules about this?"
01:47 - 01: 49Have them empty pockets ..
01:50 - 01: 53I say "you haven't tried hard enough"
01:54 - 01:56 "Try again"
01:56 - 01:58 "Only 17 000kr"
01:58 - 02: 02And those who criticize us are called .... "activists"
02:05 - 02: 07 That's true!
02:10 - 02: 11Of Vg
02:11 - 02: 13And Dagbladet!
02:15 - 02: 17 I have a buddy scientist in Norway
02:17 - 02: 20 Who lives by researching this patient group and he laughs all the way to the bank!
02:21 - 02: 28Last now, he got millions to investigate if music can cure ME.We all knew it wouldn't show anything, but Dagbladet ...
02:29 - 02: 30Do they just read the abstract?
02:30 - 02: 32 They believe everything he says!
02:36 - 02: 39The "cured" took fewer steps
02:40 - 02: 42And the control group ...
02:50 - 02: 55 But it's so dangerous it worked for PACE
02:56 - 02: 58 Was there no real effect there either?
02:58 - 03: 04No you could have poorer functioning at the start of the study than at the end of the study..On questionnaires
03:04 - 03: 09 And still be considered cured ..
03:09 - 03: 11 But the magazines don't understand anything
03:16 - 03: 20 Want a new job?
03:23 - 03: 26You can make a millionaire on this!
03:31 - 03: 36And now we're going to "research" the LP too, it's golden times!