Here fruit slices ( pastry squares with a kind of current " jam" in the middle) are referred to a fly cemetery s.If any of you squashed fly junkies fancy going the whole hog:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eccles_cake
Wow, if they get the order wrong, you'd get to utter the line:
"Waiter, there isn't a fly in my soup".
At which point Alexei Sayle would probaby burst into the room.