medical professional and/or computer script: let's begin
a i have a hangnail. what do i do?
b is this rash a concern?
c i've had a cough for a day now [cough on pwme]
a let's get back to my hangnail
d [pwme] i am going to be unable to go to the bathroom unassisted for weeks because i came here and nobody is going to be willing to assist. do we really only have 4 minutes left? i have 3 autoimmune diseases, bronchospasm, 3 more seriously life-threatening diseases that could strike at any time and i need a preventive and they aren't fully diagnosed yet, 22 more significant symptoms, untreated [cvid, apnea, i can't even remember what else], can't plan or think clearly, want to rule out untreated lyme, i can't tolerate any antibiotics, i have hyperalgesia and opioid intolerance and need surgery, rashes never looked at because i can't get here, they ask me about my feelings about shopping bags when i go to the er, and i am normally bedridden but you aren't going to believe that because i'm here aren't i. can you tell me what i can do to not die the next time i get an attack of the most life threatening disease among my diseases?
a hangnail!
b rash! what are you doing coming here with a hangnail?
c [cough]