Mum says she's 'cured' of crippling health condition [ME] thanks to dieting secret [organic food]

[chrisb]

Promote a new line of health supplements? With rocks in it?

Oh, come on Sisyphus, if anyone has the talent to push rocks it would surely be you!

But, its uphill work.

 

[Pyrrhus]

But, its uphill work.

Good point. Some battles are just not worth it. (Trust me, I know)

 

[Diluted-biscuit]

I’ve heard there’s a water filter type machine that passes water through a cartridge of mineral rocks so I think they have beaten you to it

 

[Sean]

Whisky rocks.

 

[TiredSam]

Emma needs your help to make her dream of becoming a professional health guru a reality.

This should have been the headline. In fact it should have been the whole article, and placed in the classified ads section.

 

[large donner]

But Emma needs your help to make her dream of becoming a professional health guru a reality.

She desperately needs to claw together £5,000 in start-up costs; the bulk of which would go to wholesalers who provide newspapers, mags, all the things you'd normally see in a local shop.

I want you to know her struggle to raise these funds is over as I have donated the full £5000 to her.

Yes I know you are all shouting, "she will just spend it all on fags and booze", but I have real faith in people and the human spirit.

 

[wdb]

I want you to know her struggle to raise these funds is over as I have donated the full £5000 to her.

For real ? It's not showing on the fundraiser yet.

 

[large donner]

For real ? It's not showing on the fundraiser yet.

Damn it I should have listened to you lot, she has pissed it all up against the wall!!