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Guardian: "Don’t listen to Gwyneth Paltrow: keep your coffee well away from your rectum"

Discussion in 'Other health news and research' started by Woolie, Jan 10, 2018.

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  1. Mij

    Mij Senior Member (Voting Rights)

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    Just say no.

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    Mij, Jan 12, 2018
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  2. Woolie

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    "Its not what it looks like, doctor. I was administering a coffee enema"
     
    Woolie, Jan 12, 2018
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    As long as size doesn’t matter, I’ll order a Venti latte, with a double shot of espresso.

    BTW, that’s my cousin featured on the logo.

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    :laugh:

    "I was cleaning up the bedroom in the normal healthy way – stark naked, with a lubed up turkey baster full of used coffee grounds – when I tripped over the spare gimp suit and fell backwards..."
     
    Sean, Jan 12, 2018
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  5. Woolie

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    I've been watching Future Man, and I just learned you can shove cocaine up there too.

    Maybe coffee is a gateway drug...
     
    Woolie, Jan 12, 2018
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    Rest assured @Luther Blissett I have no eyes for your giblets whatsoever ;).
     
    Barry, Jan 12, 2018
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    Justy, Jan 12, 2018
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    You see? That’s what’s wrong with the world. I remember when Nescafe Instant was good enough for everyone’s enema. It was certainly good enough for my grandmother, though during the war she used Camp Coffee with chicory because that’s all they could get and it didn’t do her any harm. Well, not much. Now it’s all triple skinny venti cappuccinos and whatnot. I mean, there’s probably an app — whatsUp or something — to remind you it’s time for your latte enema. I bet Gwyneth has a personal rectal barista.

    Actually, I’m warming to Gwyneth. Look at all the pleasure she’s giving us.
     
    FreeSarah, Jan 12, 2018
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  9. MErmaid

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    “Hands down”, I am all in for the V-Steam and G-Shot treatments. “Butt” regarding the other location, my blanket policy, just like @Mij posted, is “Just Say NO” :emoji_stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
     
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    Barry, Jan 12, 2018
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    Barry, Jan 12, 2018
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    Alas, you solved the story of the mysterious, but sometimes comical, “butt lesions”. :emoji_microscope:
     
    MErmaid, Jan 13, 2018
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    Which begs the question "How did you come to know about this in the first place?" :rofl:
     
    Little Bluestem, Jan 13, 2018
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    That conjured up story is almost as likely as accidentally getting pregnant from a doorknob. :emoji_pregnant_woman: :emoji_rolling_eyes:
     
    MErmaid, Jan 13, 2018
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    As long as visuals are not required by @Justy to answer your question, I am a bit curious myself.
     
    MErmaid, Jan 13, 2018
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    No wonder we're socially isolated.

    People may have the wrong impression.

    After reading this, who would accept an invitation to come round for a coffee?
     
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    Or accept an invitation for a steam bath?
     
    MErmaid, Jan 13, 2018
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