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Guardian: "Don’t listen to Gwyneth Paltrow: keep your coffee well away from your rectum"

Discussion in 'Health News and Research unrelated to ME/CFS' started by Woolie, Jan 10, 2018.

  1. Woolie

    Woolie Committee member

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    About coffee enemas being sold by Gwynneth's company Goop.

    https://www.theguardian.com/comment...-paltrow-goop-coffee-enema-colonic-irrigation

    Its worth the read just to get to the comments. Some gems:

    (some ruder ones there too that were very funny :whistle:)
     
  2. Sean

    Sean Senior Member (Voting Rights)

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    Now that is hilarious! :rofl:
     
  3. Melanie

    Melanie Senior Member (Voting Rights)

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    You had me at
     
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  4. Woolie

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  5. Little Bluestem

    Little Bluestem Senior Member (Voting Rights)

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    @Woolie, Don't you know that I have better things to do with my time than read silly articles about Gwyneth Paltrow? (Apparently I don't, because I did it.)

    On a more serious note - doesn't Gwyneth have a lot of money already? Why does she feel the need to make more by selling useless to dangerous stuff to gullible people?
     
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  6. Luther Blissett

    Luther Blissett Senior Member (Voting Rights)

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    Nice try, but I'm not going to read the Guardian and you can't make me :)
     
  7. MErmaid

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    Would you read the Guardian for some slightly “used” coffee from Ms P?

    How about a free coupon for a vaginal steam (worth $100)?

    If not, then you are simply never going to read the Guardian. So run along now.
     
  8. FreeSarah

    FreeSarah Senior Member (Voting Rights)

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    I read it for you, Luther. I didn't mean to — I just found myself clicking on the link, maybe driven by MErmaid's mention of vaginal steaming. How did I not know vaginal steaming was a thing? I've got a kettle. Why didn't I think of it?

    I'll be back after coffee.
     
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  9. Luther Blissett

    Luther Blissett Senior Member (Voting Rights)

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    I strictly avoid, unless I'm reading a smear of a friend. :p

    My knight in shining armour. :rofl: I'm not really sure how to reply to your added information, but please be careful.
     
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  10. large donner

    large donner Senior Member (Voting Rights)

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    I just liked this post but I really wish there was a "like-ish" button for those moments that everything goes a bit ewwwwww......

    I'm happy to stick to Kenny Rogers fried chicken via my cake hole.
     
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  11. FreeSarah

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    I just re-read my own post and I'm looking for a dislike button. Honestly, what was I thinking? Two minutes with Gwyneth Paltrow and I've lost my mind.
     
  12. Trish

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    Funny how these weird ideas stick around for so long, then get picked up again by celebrities. I remember some of my alt med friends nearly 40 years ago trying coffee enemas.

    The theory then, as I remember it, was it stimulated the liver to remove toxins. Since they were all young and very healthy, I don't know what toxins they imagined they would be eliminating. I even got as far as buying the plastic container with attached tubing to administer it, but never quite got past the yuck factor to trying it.
     
  13. Mij

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    Was this the time before we knew about self cleaning ovens?:whistle:
     
  14. TiredSam

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    Am I still allowed to use the Guardian to wipe my arse with?

    And anyone hoping for a steamy encounter with Gwyneth Paltrow should be careful what they wish for.
     
  15. lansbergen

    lansbergen Senior Member (Voting Rights)

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    Please do
     
  16. Alvin

    Alvin Senior Member (Voting Rights)

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    I think this is a great idea, her fans should try it with some added Dragon chili pepper for added effectiveness :eek:
     
  17. Barry

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    You clearly need a strong dose of CBT! :rolleyes::p:D
     
  18. Webdog

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    Thank god I'm a tea drinker.
     
  19. Sean

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    Deviant. You clearly need some Coffee Butt Therapy. :p
     
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  20. Luther Blissett

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    I have a very rare sound, only made when reading something very amusing, that sounds something like Goofy being surprised by a pig.

    Your post caused the sound, therefore it cannot be unliked.

    What a thread.

    Don't make me stamp my foot twice in one thread! (And kindly leave my giblets out of it) :p
     
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