Guardian: "Don’t listen to Gwyneth Paltrow: keep your coffee well away from your rectum"

[Woolie]

About coffee enemas being sold by Gwynneth's company Goop.

https://www.theguardian.com/comment...-paltrow-goop-coffee-enema-colonic-irrigation

Its worth the read just to get to the comments. Some gems:

"aaaargh.... this article is ten minutes too late for me. I would also add a) wait til the coffee cools down b) don't use a high pressure car wash pump."

"Does the she do demonstration videos for any of this stuff?
Asking for a friend."

"As a much more enjoyable alternative, I recommend eight pints of Guinness and a chicken madras."

(some ruder ones there too that were very funny )

 

[Sean]

Now that is hilarious!

 

[Melanie]

You had me at

Don't listen to Gwyneth Paltrow

 

[Woolie]

If you're enjoying a little light fun at Gwyneth's expense, this article is hilariously tongue-in-cheek:
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...py-homeopathic-christmas-with-gwyneth-paltrow

 

[Little Bluestem]

@Woolie, Don't you know that I have better things to do with my time than read silly articles about Gwyneth Paltrow? (Apparently I don't, because I did it.)

On a more serious note - doesn't Gwyneth have a lot of money already? Why does she feel the need to make more by selling useless to dangerous stuff to gullible people?

 

[Luther Blissett]

Nice try, but I'm not going to read the Guardian and you can't make me

 

[MErmaid]

Nice try, but I'm not going to read the Guardian and you can't make me

Would you read the Guardian for some slightly “used” coffee from Ms P?

How about a free coupon for a vaginal steam (worth $100)?

If not, then you are simply never going to read the Guardian. So run along now.

 

[FreeSarah]

Nice try, but I'm not going to read the Guardian and you can't make me

I read it for you, Luther. I didn't mean to — I just found myself clicking on the link, maybe driven by MErmaid's mention of vaginal steaming. How did I not know vaginal steaming was a thing? I've got a kettle. Why didn't I think of it?

I'll be back after coffee.

 

[Luther Blissett]

Would you read the Guardian for some slightly “used” coffee from Ms P?

I strictly avoid, unless I'm reading a smear of a friend.

I read it for you, Luther.

My knight in shining armour. I'm not really sure how to reply to your added information, but please be careful.

 

[large donner]

I read it for you, Luther. I didn't mean to — I just found myself clicking on the link, maybe driven by MErmaid's mention of vaginal steaming. How did I not know vaginal steaming was a thing? I've got a kettle. Why didn't I think of it?

I'll be back after coffee.

I just liked this post but I really wish there was a "like-ish" button for those moments that everything goes a bit ewwwwww......

About coffee enemas being sold by Gwynneth's company Goop

I'm happy to stick to Kenny Rogers fried chicken via my cake hole.

 

[FreeSarah]

I just liked this post but I really wish there was a "like-ish" button for those moments that everything goes a bit ewwwwww......

I just re-read my own post and I'm looking for a dislike button. Honestly, what was I thinking? Two minutes with Gwyneth Paltrow and I've lost my mind.

 

[Trish]

Funny how these weird ideas stick around for so long, then get picked up again by celebrities. I remember some of my alt med friends nearly 40 years ago trying coffee enemas.

The theory then, as I remember it, was it stimulated the liver to remove toxins. Since they were all young and very healthy, I don't know what toxins they imagined they would be eliminating. I even got as far as buying the plastic container with attached tubing to administer it, but never quite got past the yuck factor to trying it.

 

[Mij]

Funny how these weird ideas stick around for so long, then get picked up again by celebrities. I remember some of my alt med friends nearly 40 years ago trying coffee enemas.

Was this the time before we knew about self cleaning ovens?

 

[TiredSam]

Guardian: "Don’t listen to Gwyneth Paltrow: keep your coffee well away from your rectum"

Am I still allowed to use the Guardian to wipe my arse with?

And anyone hoping for a steamy encounter with Gwyneth Paltrow should be careful what they wish for.

 

[lansbergen]

Am I still allowed to use the Guardian to wipe my arse with?

Please do

 

[Alvin]

I think this is a great idea, her fans should try it with some added Dragon chili pepper for added effectiveness

 

[Barry]

Nice try, but I'm not going to read the Guardian and you can't make me

You clearly need a strong dose of CBT!

 

[Webdog]

Thank god I'm a tea drinker.

 

[Sean]

Thank god I'm a tea drinker.

Deviant. You clearly need some Coffee Butt Therapy.

 

[Luther Blissett]

I just re-read my own post and I'm looking for a dislike button. Honestly, what was I thinking? Two minutes with Gwyneth Paltrow and I've lost my mind.

I have a very rare sound, only made when reading something very amusing, that sounds something like Goofy being surprised by a pig.

Your post caused the sound, therefore it cannot be unliked.

What a thread.

You clearly need a strong dose of CBT!

Don't make me stamp my foot twice in one thread! (And kindly leave my giblets out of it)