Guardian: "Don’t listen to Gwyneth Paltrow: keep your coffee well away from your rectum"

About coffee enemas being sold by Gwynneth's company Goop.

https://www.theguardian.com/comment...-paltrow-goop-coffee-enema-colonic-irrigation

Its worth the read just to get to the comments. Some gems:

(some ruder ones there too that were very funny )

 

Now that is hilarious!

 

You had me at

 

If you're enjoying a little light fun at Gwyneth's expense, this article is hilariously tongue-in-cheek:
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...py-homeopathic-christmas-with-gwyneth-paltrow

 

@Woolie, Don't you know that I have better things to do with my time than read silly articles about Gwyneth Paltrow? (Apparently I don't, because I did it.)

On a more serious note - doesn't Gwyneth have a lot of money already? Why does she feel the need to make more by selling useless to dangerous stuff to gullible people?

 

Nice try, but I'm not going to read the Guardian and you can't make me

 

Would you read the Guardian for some slightly “used” coffee from Ms P?

How about a free coupon for a vaginal steam (worth $100)?

If not, then you are simply never going to read the Guardian. So run along now.

 

I read it for you, Luther. I didn't mean to — I just found myself clicking on the link, maybe driven by MErmaid's mention of vaginal steaming. How did I not know vaginal steaming was a thing? I've got a kettle. Why didn't I think of it?

I'll be back after coffee.

 

I strictly avoid, unless I'm reading a smear of a friend.

My knight in shining armour. I'm not really sure how to reply to your added information, but please be careful.

 

I just liked this post but I really wish there was a "like-ish" button for those moments that everything goes a bit ewwwwww......

I'm happy to stick to Kenny Rogers fried chicken via my cake hole.

 

I just re-read my own post and I'm looking for a dislike button. Honestly, what was I thinking? Two minutes with Gwyneth Paltrow and I've lost my mind.

 

Was this the time before we knew about self cleaning ovens?

 

Please do

 

I think this is a great idea, her fans should try it with some added Dragon chili pepper for added effectiveness

 

You clearly need a strong dose of CBT!

 

Thank god I'm a tea drinker.

 

Deviant. You clearly need some Coffee Butt Therapy.

 

I have a very rare sound, only made when reading something very amusing, that sounds something like Goofy being surprised by a pig.

Your post caused the sound, therefore it cannot be unliked.

What a thread.

Don't make me stamp my foot twice in one thread! (And kindly leave my giblets out of it)