The German late night talk show ZDF Magazin Royal hosted by Jan Böhmermann did a full episode on long COVID and ME/CFS.
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So in the Jon vs John race to cover ME on their show, amazingly the winner is Jan.
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Muscle pain, fatigue, anxiety - that's not a new disease, that's just whining. I trust real Long COVID experts the most, like Professor Dr. Christoph Kleinschnitz, chief neurologist at the University Hospital Essen, who says, "Too much panic is being made about Long COVID." So, you Long COVID losers, chill out and read Bild.
Long COVID expert Professor Kleinschnitz says, "It's medically rather unlikely that the symptoms of a viral disease persist for years."
If Freddie Mercury had known that... If Freddie had listened to Dr. Kleinschnitz, he'd be headlining Rock am Brocken today. But oh well, live and learn.
Aha, and Long COVID isn't a ticket for psychologically unstable people, but a serious organic disease. The most severe form of Long COVID is called ME/CFS - Myalgic Encephalomyelitis/Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
Is that the same as Long COVID or is it an extra disease or what? Of course, the fat-studded fasting crowd is out again when it gets complicated.
So, ME/CFS is a really shitty chronic disease, usually triggered by a virus - flu, Epstein-Barr, or COVID. And most of those affected are - surprise - women. They don't have enough with endometriosis, lower salaries, the end of Lars Eidinger not understanding that beach mat isn't a personality replacement, and now ME/CFS too.
It kicks like a really godless hangover, only without having Korn crumble tea beforehand. Even Elotrans, pickled herring rolls, and half a liter of cucumber water don't help. And no, just sleeping it off doesn't work either.
With ME/CFS, you feel more like this colleague [likely referring to an image or gesture], and all the time. Getting up, going to work? No, I don't think so. A quarter of people can barely do anything but lie in bed, but not in a cool lazy Sunday way, more in a "life sucks" way. And if you overexert yourself, there's a crash. Then it gets even worse, sometimes forever. Going for a walk, brushing teeth, making breakfast - crash, crash, crash. And even vital things can trigger the crash: watching "Bares für Rares" [a German TV show], or finally breaking up with Lars because he only thinks about himself, doesn't wash his ass, and makes this noise when brushing his teeth [likely mimicking an unpleasant sound].
More symptoms of ME/CFS: circulatory disorders, balance problems, racing heart, sleep disorders, dizziness, sensitivity to light, sensitivity to noise, severe pain in muscles, joints, nerves, head, and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Another symptom: brain fog. No, not rain fog, brain fog. Fog in the brain, my God.
But why are you so screwed with ME/CFS and what can you do about it? Well, we don't know exactly because for decades, no one gave a damn about the disease. What we do know now is that it looks something like an autoimmune disease, something's also wrong with the blood vessels, and that both mitochondrial dynamics and glycolytic metabolic pathways are disrupted.
Anyone who gets infected with Corona can develop Long COVID, and those who have Long COVID can also get the severe chronic disease ME/CFS. In Germany, the number of patients before the pandemic was estimated at about 250,000, including 40,000 children and adolescents. Meanwhile, it's probably almost twice as many. As data from the National Association of Statutory Health Insurance Physicians shows, in Germany alone, probably half a million people have ME/CFS.
And ladies and gentlemen, and everyone in between and beyond, you can also pass this on to your family doctor, because few doctors are familiar with it. To this day, ME/CFS is not a mandatory part of medical education, although the WHO has recognized this disease since the 1960s.
ME/CFS isn't a new disease, but could it be that many doctors are only now, for the first time, seriously considering it in a Gugu Gaga show on ZDF on Friday evening? Yes, Pascal, I think probably so. Many doctors are not familiar with ME/CFS, and that is, to put it mildly, not so good for patients.
[The speaker then shares a patient's experience]: "I sought help from my family doctor due to my post-COVID or ME/CFS illness. There I was told that I was merely suffering from depression, that other people were much worse off, that there were worse diseases, and that I shouldn't make such a fuss."
So in the Jon vs John race to cover ME on their show, amazingly the winner is Jan.
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