The whole thing is turning into a comedy Pitch Meeting. If you're not familiar with the format see —
James Bond: Die Another Day Pitch Meeting (or jump to
this 30s clip)
Sharknado Pitch Meeting (or jump to
this 20s clip)
With apologies to Ryan George.
Producer Guy: So you have a new disease hypothesis for me?
Writer Guy: Yes sir I do. It's called "functional neurological disorder".
PG: OK. So what's the deal?
WG: Well sir you know how some people have debilitating neurological symptoms but nothing shows up on their scans?
WG: So we explain that their symptoms are Functional because there is no Structural abnormality.
PG: Amazing.
WG: So then we explain that it's all due to childhood and life stressors, causing conversion of psychological problems into physical symptoms.
PG: Is that a thing?
WG: That's what we're going with.
WG: And then we'll explain we can cure them, by teaching them to think better.
PG: And that works?
WG: No.
PG: Wow, wow, wow... wow.
WG: And then we're going to publish that 5.6% of people have this condition.
PG: Do we have scientific evidence for that?
WG: Yes sir we do.
WG: But later we're going to say it's the second most common neurological condition and that actually 16% of people have it.
PG: Will anyone notice that we just made that up?
WG: I'm afraid so.
PG: Whoops.
WG: Whoopsie.
WG: So then later we discover a new type of scan that shows that there are structural abnormalities, so that's why they have functional neurological disorder.
PG: Wow... plot twist. But doesn't that now contradict the whole setup?
WG: So shut up, and then we're going to explain how we don't yet know if the structural changes were already there and predisposed people to getting the functional symptoms.
PG: I feel like we're confused about the meaning of words.
WG: Listen sir, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this.
PG: Hey, let me get off of that thing.
WG: Anyway, so that's the hypothesis. What'ya think?
PG: Well I guess it could work.
PG: But won't it be really difficult to keep calling it functional neurological disorder if we've shown it's structural?
WG: Nope. It's going to be super-easy, barely an inconvenience.
PG: Oh really?
WG: Yes, you see we're just gonna ignore all that and just keep calling it functional neurological disorder.
PG: That works.