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whether I meant "other" or "wrong," the main point is that Australians themselves should not want me driving there!! I am happy to leave any driving to them.

Two quick tips:

  1. Cars are supposed to have "'Roo Bars' I believe. Do not mistake this and attach Rhubarb to the front of vehicles. :P
  2. Try to avoid 'Root' and 'Rooting'. e.g. "X and I have had a good root through the data". 'Root' is a sexual euphemism.
 
You don't need roo bars in the cities. I drove for years in Oz including on country roads and never had roo bars or met a roo on the road. Maybe it's changed since I lived there 40 years ago!

The Kangaroo Temperance League was a failure I'm afraid @Trish. They are all sipping fancy cocktails nowadays.

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Try to avoid 'Root' and 'Rooting'. e.g. "X and I have had a good root through the data". 'Root' is a sexual euphemism.
I was disappointed when Lynne Truss chose Eats, Shoots and Leaves as the title of her book on spelling and punctuation in 2003.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eats,_Shoots_&_Leaves

The title of the book is a syntactic ambiguity‍—‌a verbal fallacy arising from an ambiguous grammatical construction‍—‌and derived from a joke about bad punctuation:

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"Well, I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

The reason I'm disappointed is that she didn't dare use the original version of the joke, which ended with the words "Eats, roots, shoots and leaves."
 
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