Hoopoe
Senior Member (Voting Rights)
Time for some satire:
I've come up with a fantastically effective treatment.
It involves threatening a person with 20 lashes from a whip if they don't immediately feel better.
I believe it works by acting on the brain. The threat of physical harm appears to instantly shift the brain into a healthier state. I've seen this so may times, it is impossible to be a coincidence.
The exact mechanisms will require further research. I believe booster sessions will be required to maintain the effect. High drop out rates are also a problem and we are planning to take patient preferences into account to ensure everyone receives individualized threatment.
I've come up with a fantastically effective treatment.
It involves threatening a person with 20 lashes from a whip if they don't immediately feel better.
I believe it works by acting on the brain. The threat of physical harm appears to instantly shift the brain into a healthier state. I've seen this so may times, it is impossible to be a coincidence.
The exact mechanisms will require further research. I believe booster sessions will be required to maintain the effect. High drop out rates are also a problem and we are planning to take patient preferences into account to ensure everyone receives individualized threatment.